The Huffington Post published a rather embarrassing account of Jenny McCarthy's pre-Playboy sex life. "I was in college and I just broke up with my high school sweetheart of, like, seven years, so I hadn't been with anyone except him. So, I met this boy in college and we saw each other a few times and then we went back to his place and did it," she recalled.
"And right afterwards he said to me, 'Are you hungry?' And I said 'Yeah!' and he's, like, 'McDonald's is right across the street, what do you want?' And I'm like, 'I want a Big Mac, extra sauce, no pickles!' And he's like 'OK' and he got up and left…and never came back. And I was in his apartment!"
And I wait, like hungry," she said, "for four hours and I look out the window and I'm like, 'McDonalds is closed!' and I realized, Oh my God, he left me. So I had to do the walk of shame back to my college apartment. That was, like, the worst experience."
McCarthy obviously recovered and forged a booming career rooted in talking about sex. We can't help but wonder what that college guy is up to now.