One-hit wonders you may not know are dead

One-hit wonders are often an easy target for derision since their songs quickly become so overplayed that nobody ever wants to hear them again. If your eye twitches the second you recognize the horns from "Mambo No. 5.," then you know exactly what we're talking about. But regardless of how bad some one-hit wonders may be, the uniqueness of the songs and the artists who create them cannot be denied. Sadly, some of those artists got sent to the jukebox in the sky before they made it to the charts for a second time. This is a list of the one-hit wonders you may not know are dead.

Rob Pilatus - Milli Vanilli - "Girl You Know It's True"

Most people are familiar with the lip-synching scandal that brought down the luxuriously dreadlocked and shoulder pad-clad duo, Milli Vanilli. What you may not know, is that in the aftermath of their breakup, Rob Pilatus and Fab Morvan took very different paths. Though they tried to maintain their partnership with their brief and disastrous stint as Rob & Fab, they eventually parted ways.

Morvan struggled to piece together a solo career, which according to his interview with The Huffington Post, led him to the European electronic music scene as well as an unlikely gig as a spokesperson for KFC. Pilatus did not fare so well. In the immediate aftermath of the scandal, he spoke out bitterly against the backlash Milli Vanilli received and laid the blame at producer Frank Farian's feet. Pilatus told the Los Angeles Times, "Our producer tricked us. We signed contracts as singers but were never allowed to contribute. It was a nightmare. We were living a lie. The psychological pressure was very hard. It was like we were trapped in some golden prison." The ensuing years were hard for Pilatus, who reportedly got involved in criminal activity, attempted suicide multiple times, and fell into drug use before landing in rehab.

In 1997, things seemed to be turning around. Rob and Fab actually gave Farian another chance, and they all collaborated on a new Milli Vanilli album called Back and in Attack, with the guys actually singing this time. That album was never released because while they were prepping for its promotional tour in Germany, Pilatus died on April 2, 1998 of an alleged accidental overdose of alcohol and pills. He was 33.

Pauly Fuemana - OMC - "How Bizarre"

Pauly Fuemana was the driving force behind OMC, which stands for Otara Millionaires Club and started as "a South Auckland hip-hop outfit centred on Fuemana," according to the NZ Herald. We can only speculate as to why Fuemana emerged as the singular talent. Maybe because he was the guy who helped write "How Bizarre," which includes the lyrics, "Ringmaster steps up, Says the elephants left town, People jump and jive, And the clowns inch back around." That sort of creative genius you don't question. Well, that and the fact that he was a pretty intimidating former gang member.

Anyway, we'll probably never know what Fuemana was talking about in that song, and we may never fully understand the neurological disease he suffered from called chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy. Women's Weekly compared the degenerative disorder to multiple sclerosis, reporting that it caused Fuemana to lose his sight and the ability to work. He succumbed to pneumonia on Jan. 31, 2010, leaving behind a wife and six children. He was 40 years old.

Shannon Hoon - Blind Melon - "No Rain"

Shortly after the release of Blind Melon's sophomore album, Soup, lead singer Shannon Hoon was found dead of an accidental overdose on the band's tour bus on Oct. 21, 1995. Though his death was certainly shocking, Hoon's drug use wasn't exactly a secret. During the band's 1994 Woodstock performance, Hoon famously stumbled around the stage wearing what appeared to be his girlfriend's dress and delivering what can best be described as a badly performed karaoke version of their hit song. Speaking to Rolling Stone (via MTV), his own mother outlined the problems he'd had with drugs as well as run-ins with the law. She also delivered this statement that would turn out to be a dark foretelling of her son's tragic future: "When he got into drugs I just gave up hope," she said. "He just turned 26 and there were times I didn't think he'd live that long." Sadly, Hoon barely made it to 28.

As for the remaining members of Blind Melon, it took them a decade to finally linking up with another lead singer, Travis Warren, although at the time of this writing, the band has yet to record a studio album, let alone produce a hit like "No Rain." Have they tried calling the girl in the bee costume? Maybe she has some ideas.

Izora Armstead - Weather Girls - "It's Raining Men"

Izora Armstead was a gospel singer recruited by her friend and fellow songstress, Martha Wash, to become a backup singer for disco star Sylvester. The ladies moved on to form the Weather Girls and release "It's Raining Men" in 1982. The tune became the anthem for moms out for a night on the town and for pride parades worldwide. Actually, the song was a phenomenal success and popular among virtually everyone. If it's playing and you see someone standing there with their arms crossed, you should avoid them because they're obviously allergic to fun. Anyway, Wash and Armstead were the Weather Girls until 1990, when Wash left the group and Armstead's daughter, Dynelle Rhodes, took up her mantle, so the group could live on just as the gods of bachelorette parties and wedding receptions would have wanted. Armstead died of heart failure on Sept. 16, 2004, at age 62. Rhodes has kept the Weather Girls alive by forming its third incarnation with Ingrid Arthur. Together, Rhodes and Arthur are continuing to rain men all over the world, and we just know Armstead is smiling down on them.

Monte "M-Bone" Talbert & Cahron "JayAre" Childs - Cali Swag District- "Teach Me How To Dougie"

Tragedy struck twice for the rap group that invented this hip-hop dance craze. The same year the group catapulted to stardom, 22-year-old Monte "M-Bone" Talbert was shot twice in the head while sitting in his car in Inglewood, Calif. He died at the hospital on May 16, 2011. Rumored gang involvement (which was later dispelled by police) and conflicting accounts from eyewitnesses may have hindered the investigation into Talbert's death. Six months after the shooting, police offered a reward for any information, and at the time of this writing, the crime appears to remain unsolved.

As if losing one member of the group to such senseless violence wasn't enough, just three years later, 25-year-old Cahron "JayAre" Childs died of cardiac arrest on June 6, 2014. According to MTV News, he went to the hospital for "unknown reasons" and had suffered from sickle cell anemia. Fellow CSD member Corey "Smoove Da General" Fowler tweeted, "Sickle cell took my brother away from me today…with that being said I'm proud to know that with that disease he made the best of his life."

Chrissy Amphlett - Divinyls - "I Touch Myself"

Chrissy Amphlett died at home on April 21, 2013 after fighting breast cancer and multiple sclerosis. She was 53. It's probably safe to say that neither she, nor the rest of her band, the Divinyls, thought they were writing a song that would forever leave a mark on both the music and film world when they came up with "I Touch Myself." And yet, this scene from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) where he dances to the track and kills Fembots using only his gyrating crotch, serves as a powerful reminder of the pop culture punch a one-hit wonder can pack. Though "I Touch Myself" came out in 1991, the film utilized it perfectly six years later, and even today it's still a solid jam. Amphlett made five full-length albums with the Divinyls from 1982 to 1996, but they never created anything to rival the smash hit that somehow became an earworm despite the fact that if you sang it out loud and made eye contact with literally anyone, things would get really uncomfortable really fast.

Jermaine Stewart - "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off"

Jermaine Stewart's "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" was such a quintessential '80s dance hit that it couldn't have been more perfect for its time if it was made entirely out of leg warmers and Tang. We're also confident that even though it doesn't really hold up outside of that decade, it probably enjoyed a second life as the anthem for both the Duggar kids and the Jonas Brothers in their purity ring phases. Stewart died on March 17, 1997 of "AIDS-related liver cancer." He was 39. Decades later, online conspiracy theories still abound alleging basketball great Magic Johnson contracted HIV from Stewart. A

Decades later, online conspiracy theories still abound alleging basketball great Magic Johnson contracted HIV from Stewart. A simple Google search yields more results than should ever exist for this kind of garbage, since there isn't a single shred of evidence to prove this theory. There is one thing that can be learned here, and it's that the internet is sometimes a dark and terrible place, so navigate your nostalgia with caution, folks.

Falco - "Rock Me Amadeus"

Remember what we just got done saying about the internet and conspiracy theories? Well, Falco, the singer of "Rock Me Amadeus" has his own, and it's a doozy. According to this insanely weird animation that we guess is supposed to be Queen Elizabeth (?), Falco was murdered by the Illuminati for exposing Freemasonry practices in his songs. Wow. In reality, a 40-year-old Falco died when his "sport utility vehicle collided with a bus" in the Dominican Republic on Feb. 6, 1998, so not exactly the "masonic blood sacrifices given to demons" as outlined by an animator who has way too much free time and a YouTube account.

But wait, didn't Falco actually sing "Der Kommissar" as well? That means he technically had two hits, not just one, so why did we include him on this list? Clearly we've been brainwashed by the powerful mind control capabilities of the lizard people who secretly control entertainment listicles. The evidence is all right here. You just have to open your eyes, sheeple!

Kevin DuBrow - Quiet Riot - "Cum on Feel the Noize"

Maybe it's because the name Quiet Riot rhymes so nicely, or maybe it's because all of the '80s hair metal bands sort of just blend into one after a while, but it seems like this band had more than one hit song. Nope. Over the span of several decades, the glam-rock band with Kevin DuBrow on lead vocals only made it to No. 5 on Billboard's Hot 100 with "Cum On Feel the Noize," and that wasn't even an original. It's actually a cover of lesser known Slade's 1973 track. A 52-year-old DuBrow had just finished a tour with Quiet Riot in 2007, when he died of an accidental cocaine overdose, which probably had more than a few people thinking, well yeah, duh. Eighties hair band equals cocaine, right?

Actually, that was supposedly never the case, at least according to DuBrow's friend, former Deep Purple bassist and singer Glenn Hughes. Hughes told the Los Angeles Times, "There's a myth, I guess, if you're a rock 'n' roller, and you're of an age, you're a partyer [sic], but I can report that I never saw Kevin out of control, ever." By most accounts, DuBrow was generally regarded as a good guy who had his stuff together, but like Quiet Riot once said, "Every rose has its thorn." Wait, that wasn't them? How are we supposed to tell these guys apart?

Doug Fieger - The Knack - "My Sharona"

"My Sharona" is the perfect example of one of those songs that everyone knows exactly two parts of—the first line and the chorus. We're all guilty of getting super excited when it comes on and belting out Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one, then having to shamefully mumble until MY SHARONA! And we don't even know what that means, but we don't care, because that's how good of a song it is. Just like "I Touch Myself," it also became a pop culture touchstone when Will Ferrell used it on SNL for his Janet Reno sketches.

According to Doug Fieger, lead singer and guitarist for The Knack, the song was written in 15 minutes, which makes its contagiousness even more amazing. Fieger, 57, died of lung cancer on Feb. 14, 2010, but not before telling the Associated Press that "My Sharona" was inspired by an ex-girlfriend who was wildly irresistible in part because of her "overpowering scent." You were an interesting dude, Fieger, and wrote one hell of a jam that one time.

Kevin MacMichael - Cutting Crew - "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight"

Together with long-time collaborator and front-man Nick Van Eede, Kevin MacMichael formed Cutting Crew in 1985. By 1986, their debut single, "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight," was at the top of the charts, and the album it was featured on had sold 3 million copies. But the guys weren't able to repeat that success with their next two albums, and the band broke up in 1993. MacMichael went on to land an impressive spot as musical director and guitarist for Robert Plant's backing band, until Jimmy Page came back into the picture and the seeds of Page and Plant were formed. It's not exactly a kick in the gut when you have to step aside to make way for the reunion of rock royalty, which is a sentiment likely not lost on MacMichael, who moved back to Canada for more modest pursuits. He passed away from cancer on Dec. 31, 2002, at age 51. According to The Independent, MacMichael didn't mind his time away from the spotlight. "The nine years in England were almost like going to college," he said. "Now I'm divorced from all that. I'm not looking at the charts in Billboard every week." He did organize a benefit show on behalf of cancer research, which he performed in just months before his death, thus pursuing his passion to the very end.

Jimmy McShane - Baltimora - "Tarzan Boy"

Right now, you may be thinking to yourself, "I have no clue who Jimmy McShane, Baltimora, or "Tarzan Boy" are, but trust us, you do. If you never heard the actual song on the radio or in the club, you definitely heard it in the background while a Listerine bottle swung on vines through the jungle. The song has actually been used to sell other products too and was featured in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993), which is kind of strange when compared to the backstory of how it came about.

According to the Belfast Telegraph, McShane was essentially cast as a frontman based solely on his looks and dancing abilities by Italian producer Maurizio Bassi, who was putting together a group called Baltimora. The group's debut song, "Tarzan Boy," was a surprising success, but in an echo to the Milli Vanilli scandal, McShane was criticized for lip-synching during live performances due to his apparent lack of singing abilities. Reportedly frustrated by the ruse, as well as the group's failure to land another hit, McShane left the business.

The Belfast Telegraph reported that he "was diagnosed with AIDS in 1994 and, after being told there was no cure, opted to spend the last year of his life back home in Northern Ireland," where he died, at age 37, on March 29, 1995. Wow, that is dark, and not something the purveyors of clean, fresh breath and/or rapping mutant ninja turtles who go back in time to become samurai probably ever thought they'd be associated with.

DJ E-Z Rock - "It Takes Two"

The infectious 1988 dance track, "It Takes Two," is another song that transcended music to become a stand alone piece of pop culture. Not only was the single reborn when it was featured on the first ever volume of Jock Jams, but it's also been endlessly sampled by other artists and even made its way into the Ryan Reynolds/Sandra Bullock romcom, The Proposal (2009). That's some impressive crossing of cultural lines considering the song was birthed early in the hip-hop movement and long before mainstream acceptance. The track hit No. 3 on Billboard, but that was on the hot dance/club songs chart, so it's unlikely Harlem's DJ E-Z Rock and Rob Base were thinking to themselves, "I wonder if two lame white people are going to sing our song in the biggest romantic comedy of the year someday?" E-Z Rock died, at age 46, of complications from diabetes on April 27, 2014, but there's no doubt that "It Takes Two" will live forever.

Pete Burns - Dead or Alive - "You Spin Me Round"

Pete Burns is the gender-bending face of Dead or Alive who transitioned from '80s dance music icon to reality TV star with multiple appearances on the UK version of Big Brother. Through his unabashed love of plastic surgery, his look would also go through various transformations over the years, leaving him hardly recognizable from the wacky video for the song that skyrocketed him to fame. Like many of the songs on this list, "You Spin Me Round" has resurfaced in various incarnations, including heavy sampling on Flo Rida's "You Spin My Head Right Round," and of course, in the intro to Adam Sandler's last good movie, The Wedding Singer (1998), in which Alexis Arquette plays a mashed-up version of Burns and Boy George.

A 57-year-old Burns died unexpectedly on Oct. 23, 2016 of "massive cardiac arrest," but make no mistake, he lived it up while he was alive. In a wide-ranging 2012 interview with Ponystep, Burns expressed his utter lack of regrets. "I've sold 17 million albums and 36 million singles so I've had a good career. I spent it all, but I've had a ball spending it." If only we could all live like that. Well, with the money and the success, we mean, not so much with all of the surgeries on the face. That doesn't sound awesome.