The dumbest things Jaden Smith has ever said or done

You wouldn't believe how hard it was to narrow down the very dumbest things Jaden Smith has ever uttered, written, or did. But we managed. Brought to you without correcting his grammar, spelling, or (lack of) logic, here are the celeb spawn's most mind-numbingly stupid moments.

Jaden Smith On Education

"If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society." No, Jaden, we wouldn't. We would have a society full of people who capitalize everything for no reason.

"School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth." Pink Floyd did it first. Pink Floyd did it better.

"If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth." Really? If they're so smart, why do they poop up their own backs?

Jaden Smith On Food

"If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter" You remember those fridge-magnet poems? And how you'd always lose the best words and have to make do with whatever didn't fall behind the freezer? That may be how this happened. Let's hope that's how this happened.

"There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER." This is what happens when a self-diagnosed "Indigo child" gets hangry.

Jaden Smith On Forests

"Most Trees Are Blue." There's nothing funny about color blindness.

"Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful." What the hell? You just said they're blue.

Jaden Smith On Time

In an interview with The New York Times, Smith somehow sputtered, "It's proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It's relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it's also such a thing that you can get lost in." Anyone else feel like you just had a stroke? Just us?

Jaden Smith On Reading

"If A Book Store Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It" We can almost guarantee that it means Jaden Smith will never read it.

When The New York Times asked Smith what he's been reading lately, he replied, "The Ancient Secret of the Flower of Life and ancient texts; things that can't be pre-dated." You hear that, guys? Ancient texts. That can't be pre-dated. Does that mean Dr. Seuss is out?

Jaden Smith On The Constitution

"I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment" Did he confuse himself with his current girlfriend who's in the middle of a court drama for shoplifting?

Jaden Smith On His Face

"People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn't Mean I'm Unhappy" Hear that, feminists? You now have a response to those so-called "microaggressions" you face everyday. Meanwhile, Smith doesn't really suffer from a lack of emotion in his face. Frankly, he always looks worried. Have you seen that furrowed brow?

Jaden Smith On Love

"People Think A RelationShip Makes You Whole, That's It's Two 50%'s Coming Together To Make 100% When It Should Be Two 100%'s Making 200%" At least his math is sound.

Jaden Smith On Traffic Safety

Talking to The New York Times, Smith ranted, "Think about how many car accidents happen everyday. Driver's ed? What's up? I still haven't been to driver's ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I don't see how driver's ed is helping them out."

Jaden Smith On...Well, Who Knows?

"When You Live Your Whole Life In A Prison Freedom Can Be So Dull" Tell that to Charles Manson.

"How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" That's it. Enough. Will, Jada, come collect your child.