Celebrity Couples No One Actually Likes

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder aren't just annoying, their entire relationship started out in a pretty sketchy way: Reed was BFFs with Somerhalder's ex, Nina Dobrev, who he dated for three years. "Nian" split in 2013. In March 2014, Reed quickly divorced her husband, American Idol runner up Paul McDonald, to whom she'd only been married for less than two years before separating. Mere months later, Reed and Somerhalder were shacked up, and now neither of them ever shuts up about one another. Ever.

Tyga, 25, was engaged to Blac Chyna—Kim Kardashian's onetime BFF—and has a son, King Cairo, with her. He tossed her aside in favor of then-17-year-old Kylie Jenner, who didn't even help his record sales: his last project, The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty, barely went zinc, selling only 2,200 copies in its opening week. Tyga has featured Jenner in his music videos, including one for "Stimulated," in which he also spits some pretty graphic rhymes about the then-underage reality starlet. If you feel sick to your stomach, you should. You really should.

Courtney Stodden and Lost actor Doug Hutchison got married when she was 16 and he was 51. In case that wasn't creepy enough, they posed for a lot of horrifying photo shoots together, including him as Santa with Stodden's try-hard sexy elf on his lap. (Are you dry heaving yet?) Understandably, Stodden eventually realized she was young and could be hot if she stopped making herself up to look like a Real Housewife and separated from her near-geriatric hubby in late 2013...but she got sucked back in by August 2014 and they got back together.

What's saddest about this? Stodden's mom, Krista Keller, approves, telling People, "She did date, but she found out that she really, really loves Doug and he's the one she wants to spend the rest of her life with." Sure, the rest of her life. Or just the rest of the next season of VH1's Couples Therapy.

Part of what makes Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship so annoying is that they're so off-and-on that you know, deep down, they should just be off forever. Add that to the fact that they only decided to go very public when they were promoting their mediocre duet, "Who You Love," and it just reeks of attention-seeking more than of true romance. Given the way Mayer blabs about his previous girlfriends (remember that whole "sexual napalm" debacle with Jessica Simpson?) and Perry's history of dating troubled guys (Travis McCoy, Russell Brand, Diplo, Johnny Lewis), there's no way this can possibly end well. And given each of their most recent albums, it probably won't even end in a decent breakup song, either.

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard swore they wouldn't get married until gay couples could get married. When the Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act in October 2013, the couple made it about them, announcing about their "big, gay marriage" on Twitter and tying the knot at a courthouse. Nice, right? Except in most states, many same-sex couples still couldn't get married. Since then, Bell and Shepard have also crusaded against paparazzi taking photos of celebrity babies...even though hardly anyone cares enough about these two to take pictures of them, let alone their tykes.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott got together while filming a Lifetime original movie. As if that weren't sad enough, it all went down when he was still married to his ex, Mary Jo Eustace, and she to her first husband, Charlie Shanian, which is never a good sign nor good karma. Since Spelling's father, Aaron Spelling, passed away and no one else will really cast her in anything—and since McDermott was never really famous to begin with—they've turned to chronicling their relationship in a slew of reality shows together. Their latest project is True Tori, which covers their marriage's aftermath of McDermott's alleged cheating on Spelling. McDermott quit the show in November 2014, telling Us Weekly that he actually had suicidal thoughts following his infidelity. Not only is this couple annoying, they're just pretty tragic.

Unfortunately, the only real thing to ever come out of The Hills was Speidi. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got together and set their sights on making Lauren Conrad miserable, from spreading rumors of a sex tape with one of her exes to tying the knot for publicity. Struggling with a lack of attention, Pratt and Montag thought it'd be a good idea for her to get 10 plastic surgeries at one time (which ended so badly that she ended up getting a reduction in her insane implants). They later even pretended to divorce just for PR and are now pretty much broke. May karma catch up to everyone else as swiftly as it kicked these two in the butts.