Kardashian Confessions We Wish We Could Forget

When it comes to the Kardashians, it seems like no topic is off limits. Their willingness to turn practically every facet of their life into either trending news or a reality TV storyline has served them well — until recently perhaps. However, there's usually a limit to what celebrities feel the need to make news. That's because unlike the Kardashians, their fame is tied to a career where certain headlines might prove damaging to their brand.

With the Kardashians, there seems to be a philosophy that nothing, no matter how questionable, tacky, or simply TMI should be held back as every bit of information we don't really need to know only adds to their fame. Still, there are some things we've learned directly from the mouths of the Kardashians over the years that we really wish they'd kept to themselves.

Kim Kardashian talks embarrassing pee moments

Even Entertainment Tonight declared this one "TM!" when reporting on Kim Kardashian's interview with Love magazine. We can certainly give Kim props for owning up to the fact that she often owes her curvy silhouette to a couple of layers of Spanx. This is a down-to-earth admission that plenty of everyday women can relate to. However, rather than stop there, Kardashian decided to get a little too real. "I always pee all over my Spanx," she shared. "It's a disaster." Kim explained this happens repeatedly because the Spanx she wears just "aren't crotchless enough."

This embarrassing scenario is certainly a very humanizing moment. Can crotchless Spanx wearers relate? More than likely. Did we really need that mental image? Definitely not, and if that weren't enough, as ET writes, Kim threw Kourtney "under the TMI bus as well" by confessing that her Kardashian sibling "once peed behind a curtain at Miami's Delano Hotel."

Khloe Kardashian went years without the "Big O"

Khloe Kardashian dished on losing her virginity, and admitted it wasn't the most pleasant experience. "I don't really remember it hurting but I do remember that I just wanted to get it over with." It's the other part of Khloe's confession that was especially unfortunate. "You definitely don't have an orgasm your first time. I didn't for the first few years!" Yikes!

Kim Kardashian's preoccupation with the size of a dog's testicles

This might be one of the most out of left field confessions ever, but Kim Kardashian shared during an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that she's not a fan of male dogs with testicles of a certain size. In her own unforgettable words, "I don't like big balls on dogs." In fact, this was the reason she had her pet boxer Rocky neutered. It would have been nice to know she was doing her part to help control the pet population, but the idea that the animal lost a part of himself because of an owner phobia is bizarre to say the least.

Kim did worry a bit about Rocky's self-esteem, which is why she gave her dog Neuticles, or fake testicle implants.

That time Kylie Jenner pooped in the pool

In the above video, the Kardashians make some cringeworthy claims, but perhaps the one that takes the cake is Kylie Jenner's confession. "I sh** myself," admits the youngest Kardashian-Jenner sibling. Kendall, who is beside herself with laughter admits, "She didn't just sh** herself...she pooped all over the stairs, and it was all over the carpet...so she left a trail of sh** all the way to her room!"

Poor Kylie! We're hoping that based on the nature of this humiliating tale that she was still a child when it happened, as embarrassing bodily functions happen to kids all the time. In any case, a definite TMI moment that Kylie will probably NEVER live down!

Kris Jenner's attempt to join the "Mile High Club" didn't go as planned

To be fair, it wasn't Kris Jenner who was guilty of TMI in this case. Instead, it was an overeager (or perhaps shady?) flight attendant. As Kris Jenner shared during a Cosmopolitan interview, she and her ex, Caitlyn Jenner were feeling a bit frisky and decided to try their luck at joining the "Mile High Club." If you didn't know, this a term for those who engage in a bit of hanky panky mid-flight. After the Jenners got it on in the first class bathroom, they returned to their seats.

Said Kris, "At the end of the flight...the flight attendants got on the microphone and congratulated us with a bottle of champagne, and told the entire flight, with about 300 people on board, '[Congratulations], Mr. and Mrs. Jenner, you've just joined the 'Mile High Club!' We're so proud of you, and we've decided to give you a bottle of champagne." Free booze or not we can only imagine the Jenners couldn't get off that flight fast enough.

And for future reference to the flight attendants who may read this, a written note might be far less embarrassing than announcing someone's "Mile High" success over the intercom.