Fox News Mocks Kristi Noem's Double-Life Husband Bryon With Shady 5-Word Jab
Fox News took a rather shady shot at Kristi Noem and her husband, Bryon Noem, whose double life as a "bimbofication" enthusiast — that is, someone with a fixation for adult performers with oversized breasts — was exposed. The Daily Mail broke the jaw-dropping story, which naturally featured plenty of incriminating photos of Bryon wearing what appear to be prosthetic breasts. And Fox News took the opportunity to make a rather surprising pun at his expense when covering the news on March 31, 2026.
As hosts Bret Baier and Rich Edson discussed Bryon's secret online habits, the banner on the screen read: "Get It Off Your Chest: Noem Reacts to Husband Cross-Dressing Report." The media personalities were much more neutral in their reporting than the banner suggested, but the shady wordplay captured netizens' attention regardless. "The Fox News chyron writer needs a raise. Possibly a promotion too," quipped one user on X, formerly known as Twitter.
The Fox News chyron writer needs a raise. Possibly a promotion too. pic.twitter.com/QznaTC3Ngs
— Mike Hahn (@mikehahn_) April 1, 2026
As of this writing, the post has been viewed over 135,000 times and accumulated thousands of likes and reposts on top of that. Meanwhile, a clip of the full segment is climbing towards four million views, nearly 6,000 reposts and 5,500 comments. Much like Bryon's spicy online life itself, which no one saw coming, the reactions online have been varied. But most seem shocked that the conservative organization was taking such a blatant shot at the Trump-supporting Noems.
What are people saying about Kristi and Bryon Noem?
Between Kristi Noem and her rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, and Bryon Noem's double life, the couple is really going through it. Unsurprisingly, people who know them personally are also starting to take sides. And their Castlewood, South Dakota neighbors are firmly on team Bryon. "I am sorry that Bryon is now the subject of so much attention himself, and for any embarrassment he's experiencing," Former Senator Nancy Turbak told the New York Times. "He never asked for the public life in the first place, and I know him to be a kind and decent man."
Brad Johnson, who also lives locally, believes that the scandal is all Kristi's fault. "It shows the price of power and fame is very high," he opined. "But, Kristi invited this type of coverage by her actions at the Department of Homeland Security." Several other neighbors supplied quotes speaking highly of Bryon's character too. Meanwhile, the former South Dakota governor has found herself a surprising ally in outspoken political pundit Megyn Kelly, who, it's worth noting, previously criticized Kristi for her alleged extramarital affair with Lewandowski.
"I feel for Kristi Noem, it puts a totally different spin on the affair she's allegedly been having with the former Trump aide," she asserted on "The Megyn Kelly Show." "Who could blame her? It feels almost noble at this point." But then, Kelly backtracked a little. "I mean, like it's not noble. They're both married, have children, and all," she continued, adding, "I'm just saying it definitely gives a different look at it, because you never know what's going on in someone's marriage."