The Untold Truth Of Jordan Schlansky

If you're a Conan O'Brien fan then you're undoubtedly familiar with his associate producer, Jordan Schlansky. O'Brien often incorporated his staff into his comedy, and over the years, Schlansky became an on-screen personality and playful nemesis of O'Brien on his various late night shows.

Schlanksy is famous for his deadpan response to O'Brien's outrageously silly antics. Their opposing personalities have created some truly golden comedic moments, particularly in segments where the odd couple ventures out in public together. But really, any Schlansky bit killed with Conan's audience, which can be proven by simply sorting by most popular on the TeamCoco official Youtube Channel. 

O'Brien often joked about Schlansky being a robot or a Spock-esque alien, because he lacks visible expressions of emotions and will sometimes launch into long informative spiels with little social awareness. But despite Schlansky being the subject of playful ridicule from O'Brien, fans don't just laugh at him. His popularity is partly due to fans truly appreciating his introverted personality and the chemistry it creates with O'Brien.

And while Schlansky seems like the brilliantly scripted character of a gifted comedy writer, we're here to confirm that he is, in fact, genuine in every way. Let's peel back the layers of Conan O'Brien's favorite frenemy to reveal the untold truth of Jordan Schlansky. 

Jordan Schlansky and Conan O'Brien's biggest adventure together (and the one that created some of their best moments) was the duo's trip to Italy on "Conan Without Borders." Jordan's enthusiasm for Italian culture, his love of espresso, his red Vespa, and his fluency in the Italian language has led many to believe he is of Italian origin. But the truth is, his love of Italy is rooted in admiration, not heritage. When someone in a Reddit AMA asked point-blank if he was of Italian descent, Schlansky said, "Not at all, but I very much identify with and appreciate Italian culture."

When asked why he was so passionate about Italy in a Q&A, Schlanksy explained, "When I went to Italy the first time, something for me clicked and I just knew immediately that I wanted to come back, and I ended up going every year since then." He's been to Italy somewhere between 20 and 30 times.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, he's actually of Polish descent.

It's a question that has plagued Team Coco for years: What is Jordan Schlansky's actual job? Even Conan O'Brien claims to not understand what tasks his job entails and it's a running joke that any time Schlansky is asked, he simply says something like, "I have various tasks and duties." During the last week of "Conan" shows, in Schlansky's final appearance, Conan finally demands that he explain what he does, but his explanation is interrupted by a fake "breaking news" update and they purposely leave it a mystery to viewers.

But there actually have been several instances when Schlansky has revealed a few of his tasks. Answering a Reddit AMA question, Schlanksy revealed, "All of the production tasks of the show are divided amongst a number of producers and we each take on different responsibilities. To some extent, they vary from day to day, but the reality is most of them would not be considered the glamorous part of show business." Apparently, he does have various tasks and responsibilities.

In an episode of the podcast "Inside Conan," Schlansky further explained that his tasks involve things like choosing what reruns get played during their hiatuses, and taking charge of standards and practices (in simpler terms, which words need to be bleeped). According to Wrapbook, other tasks an associate producer might perform include "putting together research for a project," "coordinating meetings for the show," and "providing notes, or even writing outlines."

The on-screen comedic magic of Conan vs. Jordan was discovered during the writer's strike of 2008, when O'Brien decided to do an unscripted interview with the associate producer to fill air time. The segment was a hit, and audiences clearly wanted more Jordan Schlansky.

Though it wasn't actually his first appearance on the show (Schlansky can be seen making cameos in sketches as early as 1995) it was the first time audiences got to witness the unique dynamic between the two men. A few months later, O'Brien shot another remote with Schlansky at Schlansky's favorite Italian restaurant in Manhattan. "The response was phenomenal," O'Brien explained in a follow-up to the field piece, adding, "We seem to have some kind of chemistry that people respond to."

In a Team Coco Q&A with the two of them, O'Brien says the first few segments with Schlansky created what he calls "the cult of Jordan," and he credited the idea to capture that fateful first conversation to producer Frank Smiley. Schlansky noted, "It was just a shot in the dark and it went well." Ever since those first few remotes, O'Brien hasn't been able to escape questions about Jordan Schlansky, claiming, "I can be anywhere in the world. I've been in the Arab Emirates, I've been in Mexico, I've been in the Pacific Rim and different places and people want to talk to me about Jordan."

Jordan Schlansky is known for his flat, robotic expressions. But there have been times when he's been caught on camera laughing at Conan. Fans often say he is "breaking character" in these moments and believe it is proof that Schlansky is only playing a role. But the truth is he really doesn't laugh that often, so much so that O'Brien gets freaked out when he does. O'Brien insists that a Schlansky smile is rare. In fact, the late night host was only half-joking when he told Schlansky during a Q&A, "It freaked me out when you started laughing, because your face becomes that of the joker. You get this weird unnatural expression on your face. You can't stop laughing and you look like a complete madman. The scariest thing I think I've seen in my adult life is you just laughing, because it's so unnatural."

O'Brien once asked Schlansky, "Have other people been weirded out by your laugh?" Schlansky tepidly responded, "Well, I laugh when something is funny. I don't laugh out of politeness or social obligation."

At any rate, because it is a rare occurrence, his laugh seems to be extra infectious (especially for Conan).

There's undoubtedly a famous love-hate relationship between Conan O'Brien and Jordan Schlanksy, but it might come as a surprise to some fans just how much love there is between them off-screen. On the "Inside Conan" podcast, O'Brien stated, "He is infuriating in the ways that everyone can see when we're on camera together. But I also have real affection for him. And so it's this perfect yin yang with him." For his part, Schlansky truly admires his longtime boss, telling a Q&A audience, "I think Conan is the funniest man I've ever known."

In the same Q&A, Schlansky also revealed a sweet gesture that O'Brien made: "There was a coffee shop in Florence which for some reason didn't want us shooting there ... but I had told Conan it was my favorite. He remembered, he went without me, he bought me a very expensive Italian porcelain cappuccino cup and gave it to me. I was blown away that he remembered the place and that he was so thoughtful to get the cup."

O'Brien summed up their dynamic in another Live Q&A, saying, "Our relationship has a lot of contrasts in it. He does make me crazy. He does fascinate me. ... And I think, as Jordan will say, 'The best cuisines have the salty and the sweet.'" The pair certainly enjoys a complicated friendship which is perhaps at the heart of why fans find O'Brien and Schlanksy's antics so entertaining.

Schlansky is particularly proud of his skills with a bullwhip. When asked in a Reddit AMA why he decided to "learn how to use a bullwhip," he responded, "Why not, it's the oldest method to break the speed of sound."

His bullwhip obsession has been a recurrent theme on Conan O'Brien's various shows. In yet another encounter with Harrison Ford, Schlansky, who is also an "Indiana Jones" fan, asked Ford an obscure question about the bullwhip used in the films, to which Ford replied, "Who gives a sh*t?"

From showing off with it on Instagram (above) to whipping it in the middle of a Manhattan street, Schlansky has stayed faithful and true to his bullwhip hobby. In fact, when O'Brien checked in on Schlansky via Zoom in 2020, Schlansky once again demonstrated his bullwhipping prowess, though O'Brien was dismissive of it being a real skill. "It's a great way to keep both mind and body occupied," Schlansky argued, further describing the "activity," as he calls it, in the most Jordan Schlansky way possible: "You're propelling a piece of leather faster than the speed of sound, and creating a sonic boom."   

Since Jordan Schlansky loves all things Italian, naturally that includes Vespas. He proudly owned a red Vespa for many years. "Every person has a color. My color is red," Schlansky explained to Conan O'Brien over dinner, "I have a red personality, I have a red vespa, I enjoy red wine, red is in general my favorite color." Later in that same remote, O'Brien and Schlansky ride away together on the red Vespa.

Although Schlanksy stated in a Reddit AMA, "I'm convinced I will always have a red Vespa," fate intervened when he crashed it. In an interview with Sebastian Maniscalco, O'Brien revealed that Schlansky had a Vespa accident in Los Angeles: "This place wasn't built for Vespas ... [a] lady just hit him and he went flying and his Vespa went into like 65 pieces and that's over, he doesn't drive the Vespa anymore." O'Brien later mentioned that Schlansky had broken his arm in the wreck.