Jessica Sager

Jessica Sager is a Street Fighter savant, writer, and lover of just about anything with a pastry crust. Her dream is to someday adopt Gaten Matarazzo and two dogs named McClane and Alan. She's debating whether she'd marry Norman Reedus or Gerard Butler, but would be more than happy to watch them fight it out over her while sipping on bourbon.

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