KUWTK: Kourtney's Most Cringe-Worthy Moment From Season 1
In the teaser for the final season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian's voice comes through and says, "We didn't think anyone would be into watching a show about our crazy family." However, it's the "crazy" that we fell in love with.
What made the Kardashians so relatable and loveable wasn't just the shenanigans they got into, but their unbreakable bond through anything and everything — even when things got so out of hand that they became a case for the FBI. We saw Kylie and Kendall Jenner grow up on the show, and the birth of ten grandkids to carry on the "strong Kardashian genes," as Kourtney would say.
So, as the show comes to an end, there's no doubt that the Kardashians are reality royalty, and so to honor them, we're going back to the beginning to look at some of the cringiest moments from the oldest Kardashian, Kourtney, all the way back in season one.
Kourtney Kardashian showing up drunk to an anniversary party
Talk about making an entrance! In the pilot episode of KUWTK, it revolves around Kris and Caitlyn Jenner's 16th wedding anniversary. To prepare for the party, Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner go to get wine for the event, but they get carried away when searching for the perfect wine. This leads them to a comical entrance — sunglasses drawn over eyes, meticulous stepping so they don't trip in their heels, and tipsy grins — in front of a house full of party guests.
From the moment they walked through the door, Khloe Kardashian knew they were wasted. Kourtney followed along in her mother's attempt to seem sober. Kris took the lead stumbling over her words as she talked about coming to "fix the party." Kourtney added to the attempted enthusiasm without seeming drunk by saying they were "gonna go cheer everyone on."
Like mother, like daughter, we guess. This moment solidifies what's to come, and from the beginning, we know that Kourtney will always bring the drama.
Kourtney Kardashian turns working out sexual
The Kardashians all have very few boundaries, and Kourtney Kardashian is no exception. Throughout the series, we've witnessed Kourtney waxing different parts of Rob and Khloe Kardashian. During season one, though, Kourtney continues to surprise us with her lack of filter and boundaries with her siblings.
Although the series has just started, the Kardashians continue to hold nothing back. During an episode centered around Kim's debut in Playboy, Kourtney and Khloe make appearances while Caitlyn helps her get physically in shape for the photoshoot.
As Kim tries to workout, Kourtney spends the majority of the scene messing around with Khloe — cackling and messing with gym equipment. However, when Kourtney does decide to give Kim a hand by standing over her and kicking back her legs as Kim does leg lifts, Kourtney decides to sneak in a sexual joke that might've gone too far. "At the end, I'm gonna squirt a surprise on your face," Kourtney laughs.
Sometimes they can go too far, and this is one of those moments.
Kourtney Kardashian's almost shot-gun wedding
The majority of the drama throughout season one and later seasons for Kourtney Kardashian star revolves around her relationship with Scott Disick. From the beginning, Scott is painted as a disloyal boyfriend, and their relationship only gets more complex as the series progresses. In an episode called, "You Are So Pregnant Dude" — you guessed it — Kourtney thinks she's pregnant. Although there's a faulty pregnancy test, Kourtney learns she's not pregnant after telling Scott she could be. To celebrate her not being pregnant, the family decides to go to Vegas, which results in Kourtney deciding she wants to marry Scott.
During the small rehearsal, Kourtney then admits it feels rushed. However, this thought doesn't stop Kourtney from putting on a dress and a veil. Even as she does all this, it starts to seem like a worse idea, as if the viewers probably felt the same way. The lack of enthusiasm around the whole event mixed with the dragging and repetitive conversation on deciding if it's a bad idea is almost too uncomfortable to watch.
To end the episode, Kourtney's cheesy closing line captured just how awkward the situation was. "I guess Scott and I will just keep living in sin," she said.
Even if the ending of KUWTK might also feel "really rushed" and it'll be hard to say goodbye, even if at moments it still causes us to cringe.